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broadwayapprentice: imclimbinguphilldaddy: yellowbrickrose: reblog if u understand this inspirational message I love life. lolol

adultnapped:

Senior Prank: light the school on fire

behindthestripes: sarcasticdumpling: whoishannahh: destielsrainbowdick: nocturnalvisionary: novakian: This guy would survive a horror movie. This guy would survive a horror movie. Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard He fucking hit him with a lamp. I love his freedom pants.
lindsaychrist: my cafe

bebroom:

not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site

chelsdamelsp: Asking the real questions
funkyfreshdays: Sickest Candle ever. It’s like the olympic closing ceremony… funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing. ^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY  i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle WE HAD ONE OF THESE ONCE omg it wouldn’t stop playingso my mom was like let’s test how long it can play before it dies so she LEFT IT IN THE BACKYARD FOR LIKE MONTHS and it survived through the snow and rain and wind and EVERYTHING and so for like a month or two all I heard was the songs it sang. that’s all. I. Heard.

svveetlemonade:

mfandcjforever:

svveetlemonade:

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation 

i agree bethany

who the fuck is bethany

  • Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
raindropsonroses-65:  ”The Butterfly and the little Elephant” by Marina Cano

gnuliet:

hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are

(Source: stupidbabypenis)

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